umm, hints? you could be anyone from fb or tumblr D:
but but… I’M BORED.
did either the worst or the best or completely nothing to the situation i’m in.
guess i’ll see how it goes and hope for the best right?
- Green Tree Ant: You know what'd be cool? If we were green.
- Bilby: And rabbit ears have always been cool . . .
- Cassowary: Helmets are awesome!
- Emu: You know, flying is a little too overrated.
- Kiwi: I agree. Fuck flight.
- Flying Fox: I'm not even a fox, guys!
- Frilled Lizard: I know only like lions have manes, but fuck that.
- Koala: I'm going to sacrifice speed and ferocity for being slow and climbing trees. Oh, and I'm adorable
- Kowari: I'll evolve to eat FUCKING ANYTHING despite the fact that I'm a mouse. Also, fuck water. I don't need that shit.
- Fairy Penguine: Fuck dude, I like being a penguin but Antarctica is COLD AS FUCK.
- Platypus: You know what'd be cool? If we like took a beaver, a duck, and some like, fuckin' marsupial and like made it lay eggs and live in the water n shit. idonevenkno bro, I'm really high right now.
- Pygmy Possum: I'm just gonna be tiny as fuck.
- Quoll: I FUCKING LOVE POLKA DOTS
- Kangaroo: You know what's fun? Bouncing. I really love to bounce. Let's just bounce all day! *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* Oh, and pockets are cool too.
- Wallaby: *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
- Wallaroo: *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
- Saw Fish: You guys remember tat Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? Yeah, I really like chainsaws.
- Tasmanian Devil: I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING
- Tasmanian Pademelon: I know what you think of my cousin, but I'm just a tiny kangaroo.
- Thorny Devil: Punk is not dead!
- Thylacine: I may just be the scariest motherfucker you've ever seen!
- Thylacine: God dammit I'm extinct.
- Cuttlefish: Sup bitches.
one of the worst possible things has happened and it’s driving me loopy.
14 days and 17 months till i’m 18! the first thing i’m doing is getting a tattoo.