random fact:
i just remembered i only started giving people head when i realised men were more likely to leave/cheat on you if you didn’t suck their dick?
riding your man like
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
things i would rather take care of than a baby:
- plants
- cats
- dogs
- a great white shark
- a walker from the walking dead
